A Google search didn’t bring up anything, but #NationalSitOnMyFaceDay is trending on Twitter, so obviously it’s legit. The exact history of National Sit On My Face Day isn’t really known. What sort of country would we be without days like today, or National Cheeseburger Day? (Which was yesterday, by the way.) I’m not lying, nor am I talking about my face, per se, but rather the faces of men everywhere. Not just because it’s Friday, or International Talk Like a Pirate Day, but it’s also, National Sit On My Face Day.
